* Acorn jelly curd. Sweetened crispy anchovies. And all other foods whipped up by desert-grandmother.
* White binder marked "Senior Seminar 2006. Tahquitz Pines Conference Center. Idyllwild, CA."
* Inside white binder: pastel drawing on black construction paper of a heart that is half ear. Words next to ear-heart: "Listen. Love."
* Mister puts webcam-me on the toilet while he shaves.
* Neutrogena MoistureShine Lip Soother in Glaze.
* Taught desert-grandparents to use Internet. Helped them create email account. Encouraged them to send first email to mom & uncles. Subject line: "Hey you bastards." Greeting: "Dear loved ones we're forced to love."
* 24-pack of Crayola crayons (complete with a cerulean crayon!) made with solar power.
* Sweet potato cake ornamented with frosting rats.
* Streaming the same Netflix film simultaneously from two separate computers = long distance movie date.
* Musical fusion: Indian vocals + Brit pop + electronic dance music = Cornershop & the Double 'O' Groove Of
* Email prayer circle: 16 people, 68 messages & counting.
* Fresh appreciation for the ampersand.
* Virgin America flight to New York City (with no known return date) in T-minus 23 days (with no plan, few things & buckets of faith).
